Royal Hunk of Burnin' Love

People were really messed up in the 14th century. King Edward II wasn't the best king; he was irresponsible, politically incompetent, and a butt. But he didn't have to die like he did.

His wife and her lover dethroned him by shoving an animal horn up his anus and sticking a hot iron inside. His internal organs were burned from the inside, making it really easy to say he died of something other than murder.

It probably smelled really bad. /.\